am i just imagining a giant scorpion on the mom’s back towards the end…..?
someone-called-for-a-smartass:
Rule of tumblr. Always Reblog this.
i cant even count how many times ive reblogged this
instantly in a good mood
IS THERE MORE OF THIS THING
where is this from?????????
LOVELOVELOVE
So me and my mom were waiting at a red light in front of a busy intersection and this lady was crying obviously having a bogus day so she walked up to a car next to us and said to the driver, “Hey man don’t smoke, what are you doing with your life?” and took his cigarette and strutted off smoking. Way to improvise ma’am.
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And the waitress said, “Armadillo Willy’s ribs can heal even the deepest of heart aches”
-Refrigerator 3: Shelves 2-4
-Refrigerator 3: Shelves 2-4
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